q: why do the seagulls fly upside
down in new jersey?
a: because they can't find anything
worth crapping on
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q: what do you get when you cross a
New Jerseyite and a monkey?
a: a retarded monkey
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q: what's the difference between a
new jerseyite and a comb?
a: a comb has teeth.
--
q: what do you call a smart guy in
bayonne?
a: lost
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q: what's the difference between a
porcupine and a bar on long beach
island?
a: the porcupine has the pricks on the
outside
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down in new jersey?
a: because they can't find anything
worth crapping on
--
q: what do you get when you cross a
New Jerseyite and a monkey?
a: a retarded monkey
--
q: what's the difference between a
new jerseyite and a comb?
a: a comb has teeth.
--
q: what do you call a smart guy in
bayonne?
a: lost
--
q: what's the difference between a
porcupine and a bar on long beach
island?
a: the porcupine has the pricks on the
outside
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